civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

(via spontaneousmusicalnumber)

forthegothicheroine:

vigilantsycamore:

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

(via matchbookhearts)

enbeemagical asked:

I've got to know, was this done intentionally? The complimentary covers with Aziraphale and Crowley, your names in different orders?

neil-gaiman:

It was intentional, yes. It was so that whether you looked on the P shelf or the G shelf you would still find a copy of Good Omens. Also Terry wanted the black cover because he felt it would be cooler.

gwentrification:

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

(via matchbookhearts)

moriendel:

this is how the movie went right

(via matchbookhearts)

tiixij:

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

(via needlesslycryptic)

leviathan-supersystem:

“ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy” damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

(via lord-briarwood)

no-pain:

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depsidase:

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